Fun with a 2 year old

This week Dirk has really been on one. Every night after we put him to bed Luke and I talk about all the funny things he's doing. I don't know where to start. Tuesday my dad watched him for about an hour and a half and couldn't believe how much you have to watch him. My dad went outside to get the mail and told Dirk "Grandpa is going to get the mail stay here I'll be right back." When he got back in the house Dirk had put cat and dog food all over the floor. My dad said Dirky that is naughty what are you doing and Dirk replied I'm feeding the dog, him's hungry. The fun hasn't stopped there either. I was cleaning house yesterday and Dirk kept saying his cars were done the hole. I kept thinking what is he talking about. He hadn't been in the bathroom, what other holes are there? Finally he showed me he had hotwheels in the wood burning stove in our living room. (The back of the wood burning stove has a vent. This vent is tight you can't get your hand in it) So after about three and a half hours I got 3 cars out with the little shop-vacuum. (I tried everything tongs, magnets. tape on a stick) Then when Luke got home he got out two more cars out, after I showed him my trick. It only took him about 20 minutes. Tonight he still is on one he went to my parents (so Luke and I could go visit my sister) I guess he feed the dogs again and played with the water and ice from my parents fridge. I keep telling everyone you have to watch him he's into everything and they think I'm lying. So everyday with a two year old is an adventure!